The justification for our well-established lack of enthusiasm for either participation or observation of the London marathon was bolstered this morning by a Daily Mail scoop: it seems one of the pavement-pounding heroes is shockingly dishonest.… read more…

Reading coverage of the trial of 2006's would-be plane bombers, we purse our lips in disapproval, not just because they tried to explode a load of planes, but because they are responsible for all of the times we've had to chuck out bottles of expensive toiletries upon reaching airport security.… read more…

No, it's not Alison Jackson back on her Gordon Brown look-a-like hunt. Apparently Madam Tussauds might be getting in on the act now and giving him his own waxwork. Which is clearly the height of professional politics. But it seems they even can't make up their mind about whether… read more…

Wow. We're thinking of a whole career change now that you can get qualified in flipping burgers. This is the saddest thing we've ever heard. Don't go to college. Stay at McDonald's forever and have lectures with that scary clown..… read more…

Fake celeb snapper Alison Jackson is on the look out for a Gordon look-a-like. She's been searching for six years and is getting a little bit desperate. So she's hooked up with Esquire magazine to see if they can help her. Though we think Westmonster may have been a… read more…

Joss Stone is the new flake girl. And she's going to sing in the advert. Glitterditch is going to find a new chocolate bar to eat out of protest. Flickr image from Lee Brimelow's photostream.… read more…

Pete Doherty is planning on running the London Marathon. Really. Without a fag in his mouth. This is not the Pete we have come to know and hate. This is the latest attempt for him to turn his life around apparently. Glitterditch thinks getting fit might just mean he… read more…