This week's contribution to the 'this is not news' collection of ramblings: the guy responsible for the T5 catastrophe is off. We are unshocked. However, this does give us a super-tenuous link to the burning question that has been plaguing us since the last time we belted up and… read more…

This weekend, we (somewhat cheekily) asked someone if they were 'too old to be a Metrosexual'. Which we just about got away with because we're cute. But it did get us thinking about what it means for a man to be a 'Metrosexual' in London. Or, more importantly, what… read more…

A while back, we got confused about which area was Hoxton and Shoreditch and everything inbetween. But we solved that problem pretty quickly. However, it appears that this isn't the only part of London's geography that confuses us. It turns out that no one can agree on where Central… read more…

We know we've been in East London a lot recently, but we're not exactly sure where. Every time we go, we argue about whether or not we're in Hoxton, Old Street or Shoreditch. We still can't decide. We were in Great Eastern Dining Room this weekend, which Glitterbitch thinks… read more…