You remember the story of Peter and the Wolf? You remember how in the fairy tale, ole Pete cried Wolf, and how it was a lie? So he got eaten right up like a tasty bit of boy-toast? We hope we're not bringing back any childhood traumas here. But… read more…

Now, here at Glitterditch we just love to spread our cynical eyes over the week's events and enjoy sharpening our all too vicious tongues upon the grindstone which is life, but every now and again something comes along and makes us forget our gloriously wicked streak. Well, for a short… read more…

We're enjoying many things this week: Shining brightly: Massages. Yes they're expensive. But there's a reason for that. Bliss. Wedding cake samples. We know we shouldn't order them. But shhh. It's free cake. Learning new things. Glitterbitch is very good at learning the guitar this week. Could do with… read more…

We're getting all in a tizz about this stuff: Shining brightly: Fox's Crunch Cream biscuits. Call us simple but we've just remembered how wonderful these are. Going out on a school night. Yes it's naughty. But it's also lots and lots of fun. Could do with a polish: Ice… read more…

What have we been getting our grubby mitts on this week? Shining brightly: Johnny Depp. Tim Burton. We're very excited right now. Bellinis. So yummy and a lot nicer than the huge amounts of beer we've been drinking recently. Could do with a polish: January Sales. Anyone else bored… read more…

Shining brightly: Cocktails! Inventing new cocktails. Practising old cocktails. Glitterbitch may sound a little tipsy for the rest of the week... Amy is back! And we really wanna see what happens... Could do with a polish: The weather. We want snow. Or we want warm. We don't want in… read more…

What have we been coveting this week? Shining Brightly. Mr Kipling Apple pies. Soooo superior to mince pies. Which are not very good. Greenwich Indoor Market. The only place to buy all your Christmas pressies. Ice skating. Nope. we're still not sick of this yet. Could do with a… read more…

Here's what sparkly things have caught our eye this week: Shining brightly: Nostalgia. Knight Rider comebacks! 70s revivals! Next we'll be wanting a My Little Pony lunch box and watching Fame again. Fab.… read more…