After her well-received guest spot on American sitcom How I Met Your Mother, Britney Spears has obviously caught the acting bug. The popwreck might not control her own finances or have custody of her sprogs, but she has reportedly impressed the casting folk responsible for the forthcoming West End production… read more…

Is anyone else worried that this support is in the shape of Paris Hilton? This is terrifying. The only person Britney has fighting her corner has just come out of prison and now goes clubbing telling everyone she wants to er... copulate with them. Paris reckons Britney 'is a… read more…

Well it's about time. Britney has finally dumped her paparazzi 'boyfriend'. She accused him of exploiting her to further his own career. She catches on quick, doesn't she? And on that note, we're off to cheer ourselves up. It's the grumpiest day of the year apparently so we really should… read more…

Awwww bless. Britney was spotted going to church just hours after skipping another court date. Which reminds us of Paris Hilton walking about with a bible. We didn't fall for it then either. Oh well, at least she hasn't fallen for Scientolology. Flickr image from Neo Carrillo's photostream.… read more…

As if things for Britney couldn't get any worse, we hear she's now in hospital... Does anyone else think that this is the best place for her right now? Flickr image from Photo-mojo's photostream.… read more…