We're theme-linking today, as well as inventing terms for things which really never need to be referred to. Our themes ('hot boys' and 'being in love with people who don't know us') bring us neatly on to the Amateur Transplants. Most if not all of you will know this band… read more…

To Glitterditch, Jeff Goldblum's been an honorary Londoner ever since Emma Thompson gave him his first jab in Mel Smith's comedy "The Tall Guy". Goldblum, whose special talent is appearing both manic and depressive at the same time, is currently starring with Kevin Spacey in the Old Vic's production of… read more…

"Stockwell! Sequins! War paint!" How could we argue with logic like that? We couldn't decide yesterday whether we should go and see She Makes War or THiS iS MY PARTY TRiCK. So we left the decision to you. She Makes War was the winner so off we went to… read more…

Ooooh dear, Amy Winehouse has maybe allegedly possible not been taking crack. There's been video footage and everything. How very Kate Moss. We haven't seen the video so we're going to do the right thing and not say anymore. Best not to get sued right at the start of… read more…