Oh God. Stop. It’s too good. Sky have just released their line up for the new Gladiators show. Twelve be-muscled men and women with tight costumes and a penchant for taking themselves far too seriously.… read more…

Of course you did, you upstanding little citizen. But this is why, like us, you should now be morally outraged by the news that a holiday-themed plotline in Eastenders has been derailed.… read more…

If you were growing up in the late eighties, chances are you watched a fair amount of bad television and just when you thought you could lay all those nightmarish memories of shoulder pads, spandex leotards and leg warmers to rest, something comes along and ruins all those years of… read more…

Another day, another Kate Moss rumour. Today's gossip suggests that the supermodel might be dropped as the face of cosmetic company Rimmel London. Oh boo hoo. In a ruthless industry fascinated with youth, the 34-year-old has done well to stick it out for as long as she has. Add to… read more…

Can people stop playing that damned Flake advert now, please? If you haven't seen the blatant Joss Stone vehicle, take a look at this link here. You'll see what we mean. The advert is about as flaky as her singing career. Once upon a time Flake had Glitterbitch jumping into… read more…

We've had to turn the TV off. Scary scary programmes about women with fake babies. We're a bit freaked out and don't think we'll turn the TV on again for another week.… read more…

Ooooh, we sat on the edge of our seats for Parky's last chit-chat. And then we fell asleep. Usually we have only nice things to say about Michael Parkinson. Sycophant, crawler, creep. Those kinds of things. But last night, he was just dull. Good job he's retired. He's clearly… read more…

Despite Jaci Stephen saying that TV was "the most important medium in the arts", no one is watching it anymore. All the terrestrial channels are showing reduced viewing figures this year. Channel Four being the worst - 11% less than last year. Not wanting to jump to conclusions, Glitterditch… read more…