Just as mothers bond with mothers over babies in the queue at M & S, badasses bond with badasses over their tattoos. Get yourself inked up and you'll soon find, as I did, that other folks with tramp stamps will crawl out of the woodwork and befriend you out of… read more…

A few days ago, we foolishly implored Science to start looking into weighted knickers. How we regret that comment today, for all the time that has definitely been wasted on fulfilling our request could better have been spent on developing eye-laser technology. Don't laugh - the day when part-human… read more…

According to the latest figures, it's no longer just women who feel the pressure to go under the surgeon's knife as more and more men are shelling out to buy oozy sex appeal. Harley Medical Group reports that chin lifts are up, botox injections are in, and breast reductions… read more…