Hands up who thinks the smoking ban is a load of crap? Anybody? Well fine. You're in the majority it would seem, much to the indignation of smokers everywhere. Summer's coming, so we don't mind the ban quite so much - nothing says 'pleasantly wasted summers afternoons' like a… read more…

New Year's resolutions? Blah. Glitterbitch doesn't want to go to the gym. Or give up smoking. Or drinking. She certainly isn't going to detox this January. How silly. In fact, this January, Glitterbitch is going to do the opposite. She's going to go to every single party she's invited… read more…

Amy blacks out after police quiz her. Digital radio channel TheJazz launch new talent show. Why does that sound so much classier than X-Factor? Apparently Lily is laying off the fags. We reckon she'll be snapped puffing away within two months. Cynical? Us? Spice Girls force their kids to… read more…