Kink for beginners

Porn, Puppets & Sexy Brains (Look! No strings!)

It might not be everyone who can chart their burgeoning childhood sexuality through annual Christmas Day screenings of The Sound of Music, but this queer can. As an innocent little whippersnapper I started out simple: I just wanted to be Maria. Then, following a briefly regressive spell as Gretl (I… read more…

Written by Dickie on 23 May 2008 1:27 AM. There are 1 comments so far. Permalink

Glitterditch Approves

Filthy four-wheeled bitch

Another entry about fetishes! Unfathomable joy! Our policy has always been one of accepting amusement - as long as your fetish entertains us, we wholly support you in the fulfilment of it. Why, not all of us go for large-breasted blonde women being pounded by scary-looking guys. Some of… read more…

Written by Nikki on 22 May 2008 5:57 PM. Permalink

When The Good Go Bad

Don't make us turn to Craigslist...

We've been talking a little bit about protests this week, and now its time to start one of our own. Imagine our shock and outrage when, on clicking the 'desperately seeking' link on gumtree today, we found that they had changed the criteria. We'd always thought that 'desperately seeking' was… read more…

Written by Nikki on 22 May 2008 1:41 PM. Permalink

We read it so you don't have to.

Nitpicking - are you a criminal?

So the deal with the new porn laws. Let's get back to that, shall we? Glitterditch is calling for lawyers, or at least a healthy set of government guidelines, because we really want to be clear on this. We've been reviewing the small print, and trying to work out… read more…

Written by Nikki on 15 May 2008 3:46 PM. Permalink

Glittersnitch Reports

Telling tales

Machinations and sordid gossip abound. Our dominatrix grapevine (like a normal grapevine only more gothic and with sourer fruit) has sprouted delicious stories which we couldn't help but share with you. At the London Munch this week we met a Domme who knows the Domme who organised the Max… read more…

Written by Nikki on 29 Apr 2008 9:34 AM. Permalink

Directionless rants

Life turns into US drama series

Firstly businesses consider the introduction of disposable mobile phones, or 'burners' as we 'The Wire' fans know they are called in the crack-riddled ghettos of West Baltimore. According to companies they will be extremely useful for tourists - they can buy a mobile when they enter a country, top… read more…

Written by Nikki on 24 Apr 2008 8:42 PM. There are 5 comments so far. Permalink

If you do one thing tonight.

Dirty beasts

Don't you just hate it when you miss out on the limelight? Our sources have it that there was a cute little seal in the Thames on Wednesday, and Glitterditch would have liked to point you to a picture of it. Unfortunately, the press aren't interested in wildlife any… read more…

Written by Nikki on 18 Apr 2008 9:26 AM. Permalink

Look! Silliness!

Boobs: the good and the ugly

Get ready to go wild, you stridently heterosexual, barely-literate builder-types. For Nuts magazine has just released an all nude issue. And for those of you still scratching your heads and wondering what all the other issues were about, just shut up and look at the nipples. The difference, we are… read more…

Written by Nikki on 17 Apr 2008 8:52 PM. Permalink

You make me feel like dancin'

Dance like no one's watching your arse wobble

Sometimes the number of club nights in London can be overwhelming, particularly for those, like us, who would rather stay indoors in our knickers drinking Red Bull until our eyes go funny than do anything which involves dressing up. If you share in the phenomenal laziness that leads you… read more…

Written by Nikki on 17 Apr 2008 7:07 PM. Permalink

Directionless rants

Don't frak with nerds

We are incensed, dearest readers, and you should be too. Like it, love it, or watch it purely because you have a painful longing for the hot butch fighter pilot who stars in it, Battlestar Galactica is a must-see for anyone who has a telly. Or the internet.… read more…

Written by Nikki on 16 Apr 2008 7:11 PM. Permalink

Glitterditch Approves

Girls get things for free

What better time for a spring clean than… well… spring? We’re looking for home help at the moment, because cleaning is so much more fun when someone else does it for you. Turns out that in London you can get cleaners pretty cheaply - around £6.80 an hour. That sounds… read more…

Written by Nikki on 10 Apr 2008 11:13 AM. Permalink

Enough. Go away now please.

Famous people do sex too

Ever since the Nick Clegg revelation, we’ve been thinking about celebrity sex. OK, so that was politician sex, but in the days where Arnie gets to be governor, slebrity and politics are basically interchangeable. What is it about certain people that means we slaver after knowledge of their bedroom… read more…

Written by Nikki on 9 Apr 2008 3:56 PM. Permalink

Get off your sofa and do something.

Paint! Sex! Fundamentalism!

Now that we have your attention: if the last time you traipsed through a London art gallery looking at paintings you were wearing a blazer with your school's insignia attached to it, it is high time you turn off your television and start getting back into London's terrific visual arts… read more…

Written by Jean on 2 Apr 2008 10:26 AM. Permalink

We read it so you don't have to.

You want more detail on the Nazi sex, don't you?

Because if you’re going to link to a story, you might as well pick the hottest, glitterditch is offering you a selection of places in which to read about the Mosley sex scandal. The News of the World tops the list, of course, with some extremely not safe for work… read more…

Written by Nikki on 31 Mar 2008 2:51 PM. Permalink

Stuff we found out.

Stripping now a viable career option

Posting this involves having to admit that yes, we do occasionally browse the Sun online, but very occasionally it's worth it. The jobcentre now publishes ads for pole dancers and sex line workers. That's right - alongside the offers of cleaning work, shelf-stacking and the ubiquitous 'picker and packer' jobs,… read more…

Written by Nikki on 30 Mar 2008 3:35 PM. Permalink

Directionless rants

First they came for the hookers...

We may be a little late in spotting this, but we're still as outraged as we would have been a week ago. It turns out that a day celebrating female solidarity and the kind of sisterly compassion that is so trampled upon in crap-fests like 'Sex and the City' was… read more…

Written by Nikki on 28 Mar 2008 8:00 PM. There are 2 comments so far. Permalink

Unexpected Sparkle

It's like stripping for the cultured

OK, fine. We'll write an entry about burlesque, seeing as it is the new bandwagon upon which the uninitiated are determined to leap. It also gives us a great opportunity to link to some hot pictures. Burlesque is like cabaret. Sexy, sexy, beautiful sexy cabaret, which gives people cause… read more…

Written by Nikki on 28 Mar 2008 9:00 AM. Permalink

Kink for beginners

Please hold my cup while I beat you

So Oxford Street is for the poor, Kensington is for the trust-funded, and Shoreditch is for the media agency staff with Blackberries and a penchant for foreign lager. But where oh where is one to go in London if one happens to be a caffeine-addicted dominatrix? Well.… read more…

Written by Nikki on 27 Mar 2008 7:56 AM. Permalink

Have we got news for you?

Is this the end of wedded bliss?

Judging from the hectic schedule of friends' nuptials that is promising to occupy most of our Saturdays this summer, we were surprised to learn today that the rate of weddings has plunged to a new low in England and Wales. Why are fewer and fewer of us bothering to say… read more…

Written by Jean on 26 Mar 2008 2:46 PM. Permalink

Our Glittery Opinion

In Our Opinion: The Truth About Professional Seduction

This week, we've spent some time with people who are 'professional seducers'. People who get paid to teach men how to hit on women (does no-one offer the service the other way around? Let us know). Now, we've tried really hard to stay open-minded on this, but we did have… read more…

Written by Sian on 7 Mar 2008 1:31 PM. There are 4 comments so far. Permalink

Glitterbitch gets nosy

"I have the ability to make a woman fall in love with me."

Glitterbitch has spent the week investigating seduction schools. You've seen those adverts for people who can teach men how to seduce women? We wanted to find out more. First we met Grant Wellington, the co-founder of The Natural. He shocked even his team by agreeing to meet us. Thinking… read more…

Written by Sian on 7 Mar 2008 8:33 AM. There are 4 comments so far. Permalink

If you do one thing tonight.

The Chilled Out Weekend Guide

Because sometimes you want to have fun but you're just too tired to party, Glitterditch brings you your perfect weekend guide. Here's the best of the chilled stuff. We're not all about sex, drink and parties y'know.… read more…

Written by Sian on 15 Feb 2008 1:22 PM. Permalink

Glitterbitch gives advice.

How to break up over Christmas.

Glitterbitch was writing about the best places to kiss under mistletoe in London. But she's not really with the festive spirit today. So here's how to dump someone in London over Christmas instead.… read more…

Written by Sian on 21 Dec 2007 1:10 PM. Permalink

Strange Goings on

The Horror! The Horror!

Sadie Frost is a weird one. Famous for sex parties and shagging Jude Law mostly. We don't want to get bitchy, but we're certain she spends her days swanning about Notting Hill drinking skinny gingerbread lattes. That was until she decided to make a Hammer Horror film.… read more…

Written by Sian on 13 Dec 2007 12:28 PM. There are 1 comments so far. Permalink

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