It might not be everyone who can chart their burgeoning childhood sexuality through annual Christmas Day screenings of The Sound of Music, but this queer can. As an innocent little whippersnapper I started out simple: I just wanted to be Maria. Then, following a briefly regressive spell as Gretl (I… read more…

So the deal with the new porn laws. Let's get back to that, shall we? Glitterditch is calling for lawyers, or at least a healthy set of government guidelines, because we really want to be clear on this. We've been reviewing the small print, and trying to work out… read more…

The problem with pornography (and there really is only one problem with it) is that it's difficult to look at during work. It may be easy to justify various tinyurl's that come up in one's browsing history, but it's much more difficult to explain to the IT department a… read more…

Ladies and gents, grab your flaming torches and begin the rabble-rousing. It turns out, shockingly, that some people like to watch porn where people get hurt. Finally the government is trying to crack down on these evildoers. Forgive us for letting out a yawn that produces unsightly cheek stretchmarks,… read more…

Porn baron Paul Raymond died yesterday. He was 82 and owned a huge multi-million pound sex empire. What does this have to do with Glitterditch you might wonder. More than you would think actually.… read more…