We know that The Sun is a crappy, pointless arsewipe of a newspaper, and we know their journos lie sometimes, but we’d like to point out to them for the sake of our own sanity, that journalism is more fun if you at least try to make it believable. Case… read more…

Because it's sunny we're feeling frivolous, so there will be no serious news today. In fact, there seems to be little of note on the 'serious news' front. Despite the election disaster and ascension of He Who Must Not Be Named, London has not yet gone either to the dogs… read more…

Posting this involves having to admit that yes, we do occasionally browse the Sun online, but very occasionally it's worth it. The jobcentre now publishes ads for pole dancers and sex line workers. That's right - alongside the offers of cleaning work, shelf-stacking and the ubiquitous 'picker and packer' jobs,… read more…

We may be a little late in spotting this, but we're still as outraged as we would have been a week ago. It turns out that a day celebrating female solidarity and the kind of sisterly compassion that is so trampled upon in crap-fests like 'Sex and the City' was… read more…

Sleepy, Glitterati? So are we. Wednesday night is the new 3 am on Sunday. But we're already working for you. To ease you into the day, here's a handy digest of the three key news items you'll want to know to keep up with the chat...… read more…

We've been out all morning getting pampered and have come back to everyone going crazy about UB40. Which is weird. Does anyone care about UB40? OK then... The lead singer has quit. Er..... quit what exactly? A band that haven't released a song in a million years? We don't… read more…