Call your gran. Go. Call her. And while you're at it, why not get in touch with other long-lost members of your family as well? It's as good a time as any. Glitterditch is in a panic at the moment because we've been reading far too many news stories… read more…

Firstly businesses consider the introduction of disposable mobile phones, or 'burners' as we 'The Wire' fans know they are called in the crack-riddled ghettos of West Baltimore. According to companies they will be extremely useful for tourists - they can buy a mobile when they enter a country, top… read more…

Now, we don't want to discourage people from writing and following their dreams, but we do want to stop celebrities thinking they can write for magazines. What makes GQ Magazine think that Naomi Campbell can write? Interview? Do anything that doesn't involve walking in a straight line and throwing… read more…