For those of you well versed in the sweaty, confined ways of London tube travel, this video clip from The Metro of Japanese commuters being pushed onto the train will make your eyes water. We've seen Tasheki's Castle. We know they're a bit bonkers. But when we saw this… read more…

It's official: London is the new New York. Well, really, it must be. The Sex and the City girls are here in force. It might have something to do with London having better cocktails, who can say? The Sex and the City movie premiered here last night. It's not… read more…

We're putting our feet up today, as problems with the plumbing in Central London mean that Glitter, along with hundreds of other poor employees, are being forced to work from home. We are literally seething with rage, as we sit here in our knickers sipping an afternoon's JD and… read more…

Hair and politics have a symbiotic relationship going on, we fear. Great seducer and hair-implant trail blazer, Berlusconi, is back in the hot seat over Italy way, and we can't help but think: doesn't Mr Livingstone have a passing resemblance to Silvio?… read more…

Well done folks. Pat yourselves on the back, punch the air in celebration and generally feel rather smug and self-satisfied. Why? Because a new poll has crowned London the most 'e-literate' place to live in the UK. Isn't that something to get all excited about? Okay, so maybe not. But… read more…

Glitter likes living in London. It's a little expensive to rent though. And nearly impossible to buy. And we've heard kind of difficult to sell, right? Well, in case you've not heard, looks like the housing market is getting even shakier. Oh dear. There goes our 100% mortgage. Well… read more…

Visitors say that they get 'black bogies' when they spend time in our city, but that's nothing compared to the horror that new supermodel Agyness Deyn is suffering, poor love. The leggy blonde has not only emerged as a rival to Kate Moss in the fashion stakes, but also in… read more…

Now, here at Glitterditch we just love to spread our cynical eyes over the week's events and enjoy sharpening our all too vicious tongues upon the grindstone which is life, but every now and again something comes along and makes us forget our gloriously wicked streak. Well, for a short… read more…

While today's news that Britain's teenagers prefer Heat magazine over all other reading material has made us feel quite dispirited, there are heartening signs right on our doorsteps that literary Britain ain't dead yet. Today marks the the launch of the 2008 edition of Booktrust's dogged and admirable endeavour to… read more…

This weekend, we (somewhat cheekily) asked someone if they were 'too old to be a Metrosexual'. Which we just about got away with because we're cute. But it did get us thinking about what it means for a man to be a 'Metrosexual' in London. Or, more importantly, what… read more…

Yes, we know we're meant to be telling you all about Brighton, but it's waaaaaay too cold and rainy to leave our hotel room. We tried and thought we might get swept into the sea. We're not happy about this, (though we did get to watch the sun set… read more…

You have stumbled across Glitterditch. A brand spanking new site about all things fabulous in London. Well done. We're here to babble about London's most scandalous. Glitterditch will keep you up to date with who's doing what when they shouldn't be (and where you can see them doing it). We'll… read more…