You'd better relish this post, because it's the last time we'll be discussing the television travesty that is Big Brother 9. Ever. We implore you to embrace the nearly-weekend buzz filling the air and get the hell out of your house this evening, lest one's misguided channel-flicking-finger should make… read more…

Glitterditch is sick and tired of hearing about property owners, buyers, mortgage rates, housing crashes, and fitting the perfect bathroom so that the value of your property skyrockets. We'd like to point out that not all of us own property, mainly because there are some grasping bastards (and we're… read more…

It's tough being a pop star. Luxury travel, money for jigging about to tunes someone else wrote and the adoration of countless spotty sprogs. But do spare a thought for Leona Lewis, winner of The X Factor and its fabled one million pound recording contract, as the poor lass can't… read more…

London party girls don't need to get the Changing Rooms team in when they fancy a spot of re-decorating. Oh no, there's no room for the likes of Handy Andy or Anna-Ryder-what's-her-name for those pop darlings flash with the cash. Just ask Lily Allen. The Smile singer and TV presenter… read more…