Thank God for celebrities behaving like twats, eh? If there's one thing we've learned, if you're going to do something illegal it's best to get caught red-handed on film. That way you see, the rozzers are fucked for proper evidence and you swan off with no more than a… read more…

This week's contribution to the 'this is not news' collection of ramblings: the guy responsible for the T5 catastrophe is off. We are unshocked. However, this does give us a super-tenuous link to the burning question that has been plaguing us since the last time we belted up and… read more…

Glitterditch notes that Naomi Campbell's latest outburst is in keeping with her fiery past, but sadly, bad behaviour from a travelling celebrity is far from a rarity. What is it about the shiny floors, endless queues and duty-free shops that irks our famous folk so much when they enter an… read more…

Taking the hit for all disgruntled travellers, Naomi Campbell stepped up to the plate and berated BA officials so thoroughly that they got the police to forcibly drag her off the plane. ""So far as we are aware BA have still failed to offer any explanation as to why her… read more…

The luggage debacle at Heathrow's new terminal 5 has been crap, agreed? For all those that have seen their belongings disappear into a messy heap, perhaps never to be found again, Glitterditch truly sympathises. The luggage mountains on the news have been a tragic sight that we can all relate… read more…

Because most of the papers seem to be devoting an awful lot of space to this gruesome tale of Nicholas Moseley's horrifying sexual proclivities. Let's move on to the real news, shall we?… read more…

Good morning, Glitterditcherati. We've done the electronic paper flicking so you don't have to. Today's hot topics? Mayhem at Terminal 5, Leona Lewis, and um, fashion by Rod Stewart.… read more…