Glitterditch doesn't usually do sport. We prefer activities of a more languid variety. You won't be surprised to learn that we were always picked last for the team at school and regularly got a right royal kicking by the jock meatheads, as a warm-up to them giving each other… read more…

Hands up who knows where Chelsea FC's home ground is. Even those disinterested in football could doubtlessly make their way there if made to (not that we're going to such extremes), but our point is that Stamford Bridge is not hard to find, especially if you had the added benefit… read more…