If you do one thing tonight.

All hail the super bitches

We love a good night out. No really, we do. If it involves drink and dancing then we're definitely interested. Thing is, usually there has to be a little something extra to make us put on our crippling heels and slap on some concealer. And that reason, as presented… read more…

Written by Nikki on 29 May 2008 4:21 PM. Permalink

Glitterditch Approves

Filthy four-wheeled bitch

Another entry about fetishes! Unfathomable joy! Our policy has always been one of accepting amusement - as long as your fetish entertains us, we wholly support you in the fulfilment of it. Why, not all of us go for large-breasted blonde women being pounded by scary-looking guys. Some of… read more…

Written by Nikki on 22 May 2008 5:57 PM. Permalink

When The Good Go Bad

Don't make us turn to Craigslist...

We've been talking a little bit about protests this week, and now its time to start one of our own. Imagine our shock and outrage when, on clicking the 'desperately seeking' link on gumtree today, we found that they had changed the criteria. We'd always thought that 'desperately seeking' was… read more…

Written by Nikki on 22 May 2008 1:41 PM. Permalink

We read it so you don't have to.

Nitpicking - are you a criminal?

So the deal with the new porn laws. Let's get back to that, shall we? Glitterditch is calling for lawyers, or at least a healthy set of government guidelines, because we really want to be clear on this. We've been reviewing the small print, and trying to work out… read more…

Written by Nikki on 15 May 2008 3:46 PM. Permalink

Kink for beginners

Don't take away our porn

Ladies and gents, grab your flaming torches and begin the rabble-rousing. It turns out, shockingly, that some people like to watch porn where people get hurt. Finally the government is trying to crack down on these evildoers. Forgive us for letting out a yawn that produces unsightly cheek stretchmarks,… read more…

Written by Nikki on 29 Apr 2008 4:58 PM. Permalink

Glittersnitch Reports

Telling tales

Machinations and sordid gossip abound. Our dominatrix grapevine (like a normal grapevine only more gothic and with sourer fruit) has sprouted delicious stories which we couldn't help but share with you. At the London Munch this week we met a Domme who knows the Domme who organised the Max… read more…

Written by Nikki on 29 Apr 2008 9:34 AM. Permalink

Kink for beginners

Go out, drink, meet perverts

And why not? It's Monday morning, and what better way to plan the week ahead than with a quick glance at the calendar to see if there are any Munches on the horizon. A Munch, as those of you with half an inclination and a cupboard full of whips… read more…

Written by Nikki on 28 Apr 2008 9:26 AM. Permalink

Kink for beginners

Strikes, school dinners, and six of the best

Although a few teachers have taken their shoes and socks off and refused to play recently, it's good to know that in the heart of London there are some schools that are truly thriving. Last weekend, a fun Saturday was had by all at LCPS, the London Corporal Punishment… read more…

Written by Nikki on 27 Apr 2008 9:14 AM. Permalink

Get off your sofa and do something.

It's better than The Gap

Surely we can't have been the only ones who watched Fashionistas with a pen and paper, desperately hoping they'd give us a link to a website where we could buy the heartbreakingly pretty clothes? We're not, as evidenced by the fact that it's London Alternative Fashion week, and people… read more…

Written by Nikki on 23 Apr 2008 5:37 PM. Permalink

If you do one thing tonight.

Dirty beasts

Don't you just hate it when you miss out on the limelight? Our sources have it that there was a cute little seal in the Thames on Wednesday, and Glitterditch would have liked to point you to a picture of it. Unfortunately, the press aren't interested in wildlife any… read more…

Written by Nikki on 18 Apr 2008 9:26 AM. Permalink

You make me feel like dancin'

Dance like no one's watching your arse wobble

Sometimes the number of club nights in London can be overwhelming, particularly for those, like us, who would rather stay indoors in our knickers drinking Red Bull until our eyes go funny than do anything which involves dressing up. If you share in the phenomenal laziness that leads you… read more…

Written by Nikki on 17 Apr 2008 7:07 PM. Permalink

Directionless rants

Don't frak with nerds

We are incensed, dearest readers, and you should be too. Like it, love it, or watch it purely because you have a painful longing for the hot butch fighter pilot who stars in it, Battlestar Galactica is a must-see for anyone who has a telly. Or the internet.… read more…

Written by Nikki on 16 Apr 2008 7:11 PM. Permalink

If you do one thing tonight.

Sparkles and spanking

We promise you. If you are young, attractive, and willing to play with strangers, you will not be too late to book for this event. Tonight is the first birthday party of the F club – a fet/swingers night with one of the most well-equipped dungeons around.… read more…

Written by Nikki on 11 Apr 2008 11:55 AM. There are 1 comments so far. Permalink

Glitterditch Approves

Girls get things for free

What better time for a spring clean than… well… spring? We’re looking for home help at the moment, because cleaning is so much more fun when someone else does it for you. Turns out that in London you can get cleaners pretty cheaply - around £6.80 an hour. That sounds… read more…

Written by Nikki on 10 Apr 2008 11:13 AM. Permalink

We read it so you don't have to.

You want more detail on the Nazi sex, don't you?

Because if you’re going to link to a story, you might as well pick the hottest, glitterditch is offering you a selection of places in which to read about the Mosley sex scandal. The News of the World tops the list, of course, with some extremely not safe for work… read more…

Written by Nikki on 31 Mar 2008 2:51 PM. Permalink

Unexpected Sparkle

It's like stripping for the cultured

OK, fine. We'll write an entry about burlesque, seeing as it is the new bandwagon upon which the uninitiated are determined to leap. It also gives us a great opportunity to link to some hot pictures. Burlesque is like cabaret. Sexy, sexy, beautiful sexy cabaret, which gives people cause… read more…

Written by Nikki on 28 Mar 2008 9:00 AM. Permalink

Kink for beginners

Please hold my cup while I beat you

So Oxford Street is for the poor, Kensington is for the trust-funded, and Shoreditch is for the media agency staff with Blackberries and a penchant for foreign lager. But where oh where is one to go in London if one happens to be a caffeine-addicted dominatrix? Well.… read more…

Written by Nikki on 27 Mar 2008 7:56 AM. Permalink

Fly on the wall

Dirty love conquers all

Nothing says 'mid-week excitement' like a pervert corral, so here's a quick glimpse at what's being furtively typed with one hand on gumtree this week.… read more…

Written by Nikki on 26 Mar 2008 9:15 AM. Permalink

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