The Olympic Torch relay has gotten us thinking. Not just about Tibet and human rights and protests though. And not just about the drug scandals that can be expected to come out in Beijing. And not about Linford Christie who didn't carry the torch in London because of just… read more…

Aw, the law has finally caught up with old Pete D. Apparently they noticed that all that staggering around that he is inclined to do is not simply something he learned at the Ministry For Silly Walks.… read more…

Notorious rock slut, Cilla Black, announced this morning that she is to represent Bethnal Green's Bangladeshi community in the upcoming Eurovision Song Contest when she returns from her drug-fuelled honeymoon in the Seychelles with new husband, Russ Abbott. Speaking exclusively to Glitterditch in her trademark crotchless burkha the flame-haired beauty… read more…

This morning we told you about A Prayer for My Daughter. This afternoon, we sat down to talk to one of the stars, Colin Morgan. He's a young actor from Northern Ireland, not long out of drama school and he plays Jimmy, our favourite character in the show. He's… read more…

Yes yes yes. Finally. Someone talked sense into Amy Winehouse. She went into rehab late on Thursday evening. We're not entirely sure of the thinking behind it though. Things just aren't adding up properly.… read more…