We've been talking a little bit about protests this week, and now its time to start one of our own. Imagine our shock and outrage when, on clicking the 'desperately seeking' link on gumtree today, we found that they had changed the criteria. We'd always thought that 'desperately seeking' was… read more…

Do you hear that? Yes, that wince-inducing rasping sound coming from your chest cavity? That, people, is the sound of the dating industry scraping the barrel for a new way to have us all ensnared in Cupid's trap by teatime. As if the ravages of speed dates, blind dates… read more…

Nothing says 'mid-week excitement' like a pervert corral, so here's a quick glimpse at what's being furtively typed with one hand on gumtree this week.… read more…

We don't want to say that Glitterbitch is high maintenance, but she does have standards. We're pretty sure that she's not alone in this. So Glitterbitch thought it would be a good idea to outline a few general rules for dating.… read more…