We're theme-linking today, as well as inventing terms for things which really never need to be referred to. Our themes ('hot boys' and 'being in love with people who don't know us') bring us neatly on to the Amateur Transplants. Most if not all of you will know this band… read more…

This week's contribution to the 'this is not news' collection of ramblings: the guy responsible for the T5 catastrophe is off. We are unshocked. However, this does give us a super-tenuous link to the burning question that has been plaguing us since the last time we belted up and… read more…

London weather is teasing. Even when the streets are grey with frozen rain, there are enough sunny brightenings to make us believe it's Spring. Somehow, there are even sufficient scatterings of flowers in the parks to sustain the illusion, too. Which would be fine except... now we need it… read more…

It's nothing less than fantastic when po-faced news readers break down in giggles mid bulletin. Actually make that in the middle of an obituary. On BBC4. Poor auld Charlotte Green... Thing about giggles, too, they're catching. Co-presenter James Naughtie (what a great name) was doubled up minutes later about pending… read more…

It's time to shed a tear. The comedy brilliance that is the After School Club is to be no more. If you haven't had chance to get yourself down to Liberties in Camden to see what it's all about, then make sure you do tonight. It'll be your last… read more…

Because we know you're already clock watching and wishing you could go out to play... Should we be Jealous of the Daylight? We don't know what the title means, but it makes us sound like we are meant to be jealous of the daylight, even though we're not. These… read more…