Artificial life: what do these words suggest to the plugged-in and music literate Londoner? Those 30 Seconds to Mars Jared Leto people? The soundtrack to the Doctor Who television series? Glitter really hopes not. Think film. If Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo and Thomas Bangalter are names you have a brushing… read more…

Londoners, be advised: air travel is not good for your health. We're speaking directly to those of you with plans to fly abroad in the near future. Especially those with a susceptability to stress and a sneaking dislike for loud, public mobile phone chatter. If the interminable Terminal five… read more…

Want us to tell you a secret? Oh OK then. What about a fantastic monthly club called Secret Cinema? It's packed full of secrets. Seriously. Otherwise, they'd probably just call it a 'cinema'. And it's sure to make your voyeuristic film viewing just that little bit more interesting. Why… read more…

We mentioned stupid film titles a little while ago. James Bond seems to have started something in Hollywood and now there are all sorts of ridiculous titles cropping up. They don't make us think 'ooooh, we wonder what that's all about.' Nope. We just think 'we could not care… read more…

Madelaine McCann: The movie. Her parents are apparently in serious discussions with entertainment agency IMG. Glitterditch is sickened by this and we have nothing else to say about it right now.… read more…