So Oxford Street is for the poor, Kensington is for the trust-funded, and Shoreditch is for the media agency staff with Blackberries and a penchant for foreign lager. But where oh where is one to go in London if one happens to be a caffeine-addicted dominatrix? Well.… read more…

We're excited by the weekend already! Hooray! We're due to be in the pub in just under two hours and we're looking forward to being silly and catching up with people. What is Glitterbitch up to this weekend?… read more…

We're enjoying many things this week: Shining brightly: Massages. Yes they're expensive. But there's a reason for that. Bliss. Wedding cake samples. We know we shouldn't order them. But shhh. It's free cake. Learning new things. Glitterbitch is very good at learning the guitar this week. Could do with… read more…

Despite all of the fabulous things we've told you about this week, there are a few that didn't quite make it into our best secrets week. That's not to say that they aren't fabulous in their own right. So here they all are in their own little bit of… read more…

On every one of our outings, Glitterditch learns something new. Like how to walk down stairs when she's drunk, that kind of thing. Now we want to share these bits of wisdom with you. Like Sesame Street but without Big Bird. Last night we went out to The After… read more…

There are too many cake-shaped hideaways for us to choose. We could have spent the whole day telling you about where we eat cake. We eat a lot of it. And still manage to look svelte. Ha! If you don't hate us too much, we'll tell you all about… read more…