Don't you just hate it when you miss out on the limelight? Our sources have it that there was a cute little seal in the Thames on Wednesday, and Glitterditch would have liked to point you to a picture of it. Unfortunately, the press aren't interested in wildlife any… read more…

Ever since the Nick Clegg revelation, we’ve been thinking about celebrity sex. OK, so that was politician sex, but in the days where Arnie gets to be governor, slebrity and politics are basically interchangeable. What is it about certain people that means we slaver after knowledge of their bedroom… read more…