We're theme-linking today, as well as inventing terms for things which really never need to be referred to. Our themes ('hot boys' and 'being in love with people who don't know us') bring us neatly on to the Amateur Transplants. Most if not all of you will know this band… read more…

In the era of consumer revenge, it's heartening to know that when a young lad has his wedding ruined by chaos at heathrow's terminal 5, he resorts not to shouting angrily down the phone at BA, but writing a cute little song about it. Mr Soong from Kennington, who… read more…