Amy blacks out after police quiz her. Digital radio channel TheJazz launch new talent show. Why does that sound so much classier than X-Factor? Apparently Lily is laying off the fags. We reckon she'll be snapped puffing away within two months. Cynical? Us? Spice Girls force their kids to… read more…

Everyone is busy having babies and getting arrested right now, but here's what else has been happening: X-Factor latest: "Move on" Says loser's mum. And we agree. Soldier to do C4 Christmas message. Pete does one gig. And The Mirror get all excited about it. Flickr image from Bryce… read more…

Here's what else happened whilst Amy was getting arrested. (Yes, there was other news too): X-Factor complaints up to 1500. Is this just a case of viewers following sheep now? David Scott is now head of UK Digital. Surely going to be one of the most powerful media jobs… read more…

Ooooh dear. ITV look out. Complaints to Ofcom about the X-Factor result (snooze) are on the up. They're now up to 1,100 and counting. Wales is one angry country right now. Or just a bunch of sore losers... you decide. Flickr image from givepeaceachance's photostream.… read more…

Now, we've been trying not to talk about the X-Factor. It's not big and it's not clever. But it looks like the phone scandal complaints have become too big for us to ignore.… read more…

Strange goings on today. We're not quite sure what to make of it all. The Evening Standard are bitching at Amy for drinking cocktails at 6am. It's not like she woke up and started on the booze - she carried on through the night. We do that. Is it… read more…

Well what's he going to do now? X-Factor has finished (and we'll say no more about that) and the fabulous Dermot O'Leary has already said he's not doing Big Brother's Little Brother anymore. Well, what's he going to do instead? Before ITV give him his P45 and send him… read more…