What else has been happening today while we've been laughing at Tom Cruise? Kate Moss is getting on a bit. It's a shame that you can really tell. Those record labels get more fickle by the day. Lost in Showbiz get bitchy 'bout Gwynnie. It's all a bit weird… read more…

Sometimes, pictures speak 1000 words. In this case, Tom Cruise on YouTube does it all for us. We watched this twice though and still have no idea what he's on about. Oh dear. Does anyone rememer when he was in Top Gun? Things were much simpler then.… read more…

We're going out now. To have dinner and talk about making music videos for Mitch. Really. It's going to be lots and lots of fun. We'll tell you all about it tomorrow. We haven't had a chance to tell you where all of our other favourite places are. Including our… read more…

We told you everyone was getting pregnant! And Lily Allen is at it as well. Her and her boyfriend Ed Simons are expecting their first child. She's said to be in the first stages and would like some privacy. Well, at least she's got lots of time to read… read more…