It's officially the weekend at Glitterditch HQ. But before you start to party... The Telegraph get their perfume-dabbed wrist slapped by Nicole Kidman. Hugh picks the classiest of women. Spice Girls creche out. Sprained ankles? Creches for the kiddies? They've really lost their sparkle haven't they? Flickr image from… read more…

Been out all night? Here's what's been happening while you've been getting tipsy and falling over. Channel Four is Rubbish. The Telegraph gets all Bazaar on us. Ike Turner dies aged 76. Flickr image from Jaynie Bell's photostream.… read more…