You know that we're never ones to slag off celebrities. Those hard-working, world-weary folk do their darnedest to make sure that we always have something to read in the papers. God forbid, if ever they were to disappear we might have to actually get on with our lives, or… read more…

Posting this involves having to admit that yes, we do occasionally browse the Sun online, but very occasionally it's worth it. The jobcentre now publishes ads for pole dancers and sex line workers. That's right - alongside the offers of cleaning work, shelf-stacking and the ubiquitous 'picker and packer' jobs,… read more…

Seriously. Almost all of the nationals have gone down in circulation. It's quite easy to see why: We read that story online. The Sun are now selling less than 3 million copies a day. Which is still far too many for our liking. But at least the figure is going… read more…