Thank God for celebrities behaving like twats, eh? If there's one thing we've learned, if you're going to do something illegal it's best to get caught red-handed on film. That way you see, the rozzers are fucked for proper evidence and you swan off with no more than a… read more…

This week's contribution to the 'this is not news' collection of ramblings: the guy responsible for the T5 catastrophe is off. We are unshocked. However, this does give us a super-tenuous link to the burning question that has been plaguing us since the last time we belted up and… read more…

In the era of consumer revenge, it's heartening to know that when a young lad has his wedding ruined by chaos at heathrow's terminal 5, he resorts not to shouting angrily down the phone at BA, but writing a cute little song about it. Mr Soong from Kennington, who… read more…

Glitterditch notes that Naomi Campbell's latest outburst is in keeping with her fiery past, but sadly, bad behaviour from a travelling celebrity is far from a rarity. What is it about the shiny floors, endless queues and duty-free shops that irks our famous folk so much when they enter an… read more…

The luggage debacle at Heathrow's new terminal 5 has been crap, agreed? For all those that have seen their belongings disappear into a messy heap, perhaps never to be found again, Glitterditch truly sympathises. The luggage mountains on the news have been a tragic sight that we can all relate… read more…

Londoners, be advised: air travel is not good for your health. We're speaking directly to those of you with plans to fly abroad in the near future. Especially those with a susceptability to stress and a sneaking dislike for loud, public mobile phone chatter. If the interminable Terminal five… read more…