We know that The Sun is a crappy, pointless arsewipe of a newspaper, and we know their journos lie sometimes, but we’d like to point out to them for the sake of our own sanity, that journalism is more fun if you at least try to make it believable. Case… read more…

The recent summery spell obviously took us by surprise and went straight to our heads. Note the pinky blistering of brawny unblocked roadbuilders; the fact that my previously faceless neighbours said 'Hello' for the first time ever; and the ubiquitous, often tasteless, hasty appropriation of last summer's unused warm weather… read more…

So the 3am Girls are still loud and apparently proud as the Daily Mirror hires two more girls to do its dirty work for them. Danielle Lawler has jumped ship from The Sun whereas Clemmie Moodie joins them from the Daily Mail. The less said about that the better.… read more…