Last night the Glamour awards took place in right posh Berkeley Square. Mainstream media whores were out in force, sucking ass like a Dyson on three inch shagpile. And us Glitterditchers - always ready with a fat bribe to sneak in through the back door - had our spies… read more…

It's not the weekend anymore. Which we're very sad about. But here's all the stuff that happened while we were out and about getting hangovers: Lord of the Rings wasn't enough. They're making 'The Hobbit'. But pointy ears and that Frodo guy is not entertainment. The new 3am girls have… read more…

On each one of our outings, Glitterditch learns something new. Like that fact that food poisoning is horrid, that kind of thing. Now we want to share these bits of wisdom with you. Like Sesame Street but without Big Bird. So last night, we went to Rebato's in Stockwell.… read more…

David Beckham talking about Gary Neville: "I would trust [him] with my wife naked." Yes but, naked Posh hasn't got a corset hoisting her breasts up to her chin and you can see how skinny she really is. We really don't think David has anything to worry about. Flickr… read more…

Amy blacks out after police quiz her. Digital radio channel TheJazz launch new talent show. Why does that sound so much classier than X-Factor? Apparently Lily is laying off the fags. We reckon she'll be snapped puffing away within two months. Cynical? Us? Spice Girls force their kids to… read more…

Yesterday we had an email challenging us to 'write a positive story'. Today, we stumbled upon a blog at Guardian Unlimited about the most annoying people of 2007. Glitterditch knows that it's easy to write about the most irritating, usless, talentless celebs, but writing about and celebrating the talented… read more…

BBC are relying on reality TV shows too much. Well, yes. Quite. And they're rewriting Christmas songs too. Leave The Pogues alone! Winehouse's Dad isn't a fan of Pete. We can't say we blame him really. Walliams is to write kid's books. Hooray! We're sure he'll do a much… read more…

Spice Girls listen up: You're grown women. If reports are true, all they've done since their comeback at the O2 is bicker. The five girls have a collective age of 164! What have they been arguing about?… read more…

The Spice Girls are back tonight at The O2. Here's some of the things Glitterditch would like to see: Posh Spice actually singing/dancing/moving instead of standing there sulking. Sporty getting through a song without doing a high kick at the end. Baby Spice NOT wearing 6 inch heels with… read more…

It's officially the weekend at Glitterditch HQ. But before you start to party... The Telegraph get their perfume-dabbed wrist slapped by Nicole Kidman. Hugh picks the classiest of women. Spice Girls creche out. Sprained ankles? Creches for the kiddies? They've really lost their sparkle haven't they? Flickr image from… read more…

We've got lots of parties to go to tonight but we do have just enough time to tell you... Comedians are biting people. That posh Keira Knightley gets nominated for talking posh. Hobbling Spice. Mail on Sunday to relaunch next year. Flickr image from Gene Hunt's photostream.… read more…