As I stood at the bus stop in the wazzing rain this morning, retaining moisture like a damp spaniel, the mantra, 'Hail a cab, you fool!' attempted to make inroads into my iron will. But maintaining a granite resistance to the voice of transport temptation was surprisingly easy because,… read more…

It's as if he never left. He's always going to be our mayor! Of course they weren't speaking of Ken Livingstone, those words were for leftier lefty Fidel Castro. And that's, em, president, not mayor... We're not quite sure what to think about this Boris win. Chances are, London's… read more…

Yes, Glitterditch is still hung over from last night too. We must confess to having had a bit of a lie in. Which is why it's good news we can vote in today's London mayoral election until 10pm, probably whilst on our way out for another big one. For those… read more…

For years, every time we have seen the ad on the back of a bus that they are looking for new drivers, we've paused and though, 'Hm, what if?' OK, sure, we actually only know how to drive an automatic, but bus drivers do seem to make rather more… read more…

We're putting our feet up today, as problems with the plumbing in Central London mean that Glitter, along with hundreds of other poor employees, are being forced to work from home. We are literally seething with rage, as we sit here in our knickers sipping an afternoon's JD and… read more…

Ken, Boris, Ken, Boris, Koris, Ben...the mayoral election is becoming increasingly meaningless to everyone, it seems, as these two gentlemen, each in possession of his own personal brand of buffoonery, vie for the chance to do whatever the Mayor of London does, exactly. Most people probably know by now whether… read more…

She's supporting Hillary Clinton in the race to receive the Democratic nomination in the American presidential election, but pop superstar Madonna has never been too political on these shores. However, all that has changed as the Material Girl has launched an attack on Ken Livingston. And what has got her… read more…