Last night the Glamour awards took place in right posh Berkeley Square. Mainstream media whores were out in force, sucking ass like a Dyson on three inch shagpile. And us Glitterditchers - always ready with a fat bribe to sneak in through the back door - had our spies… read more…

Mondays are traditional for bravely resisting the urge to leap out of the office window in catatonic despair at the demise of the weekend. So, given this fragile mental state, you would think the British press might bring us something a little more diverting than a pointless animal rights… read more…

So when we first heard that Lily Allen was judging the Orange Broadband prize for literature, we weren't overly supportive. We were maybe a little snarky. We just weren't sure that we wanted to read books on the recommendation of her manager, okay? But is it our fault do… read more…

Professional motor mouth and sometime singer, Lily Allen, has managed to blag herself a second series of her BBC Three chat show. After some pretty abysmal ratings - sinking to as low as 170,000 some weeks - Miss Allen and her, ahem, friends will be back on screen in the… read more…

London party girls don't need to get the Changing Rooms team in when they fancy a spot of re-decorating. Oh no, there's no room for the likes of Handy Andy or Anna-Ryder-what's-her-name for those pop darlings flash with the cash. Just ask Lily Allen. The Smile singer and TV presenter… read more…

The Other Boleyn Girl: A period drama about the beautiful and ambitious Boleyn sisters (Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman) who compete maliciously for the affections of King Henry VIII (Eric Bana) Production of The Other Boleyn Girl: A tense drama about two beautiful and ambitious Hollywood actresses (Scarlett Johansson and… read more…

Ooooh, we're a little bit dazed and hungover today, so we're saying hello a little bit late today. Here's what's been happening in the world while we were having a lie-in: Lily Allen loses her baby. This has made us sad. Janet Jackson set for comeback. But we don't… read more…

Where is everyone? It's 2008 and we want scandal! Excitement! Silliness! People doing crazy things. Apart from Billie Piper getting hitched, it's all been a tad boring so far. So instead which all those celebs are checking into rehab to detox (have they never heard of Nurofen and a… read more…

This Christmas, Glitterbitch is in a tiny cottage in Wales. Hopefully with a warm fire, kittens and mulled wine. Not walking up hills and getting cold toes. This article apparently tells us what the famous and fabulous are up to this Christmas. But here's what we really think is… read more…

Amy blacks out after police quiz her. Digital radio channel TheJazz launch new talent show. Why does that sound so much classier than X-Factor? Apparently Lily is laying off the fags. We reckon she'll be snapped puffing away within two months. Cynical? Us? Spice Girls force their kids to… read more…

We told you everyone was getting pregnant! And Lily Allen is at it as well. Her and her boyfriend Ed Simons are expecting their first child. She's said to be in the first stages and would like some privacy. Well, at least she's got lots of time to read… read more…

Lily Allen is going to judge the Orange Broadband Prize for Fiction. Lucky us. Rush out and buy those books. Now she has an excuse to wear glasses and try and look clever. We don't want to rain on her parade (OK, fine yes we do) but what is… read more…