It's as if he never left. He's always going to be our mayor! Of course they weren't speaking of Ken Livingstone, those words were for leftier lefty Fidel Castro. And that's, em, president, not mayor... We're not quite sure what to think about this Boris win. Chances are, London's… read more…

Yes, Glitterditch is still hung over from last night too. We must confess to having had a bit of a lie in. Which is why it's good news we can vote in today's London mayoral election until 10pm, probably whilst on our way out for another big one. For those… read more…

Hair and politics have a symbiotic relationship going on, we fear. Great seducer and hair-implant trail blazer, Berlusconi, is back in the hot seat over Italy way, and we can't help but think: doesn't Mr Livingstone have a passing resemblance to Silvio?… read more…

Numbers can be troublesome things. Latest figures on the race for London's great golden necklace show Boris Johnson to be 10 points ahead of Ken Livingstone. That's the guy with the blond mop of hair right? And it was a real YouGov survey. Confusing things, numbers, polls, statistics.... Don't hate… read more…

She's supporting Hillary Clinton in the race to receive the Democratic nomination in the American presidential election, but pop superstar Madonna has never been too political on these shores. However, all that has changed as the Material Girl has launched an attack on Ken Livingston. And what has got her… read more…