Something about teenaged cool lends itself to being misappropriated by the middle classes. Bear with us and we'll explain, although we can't guarantee a complete lack of pomposity. Ten years ago, when we and our readers were hanging around in parks desperately trying to look fashionable, hoodies weren't common.… read more…

Glitterditch is a little red-faced this morning. After demanding the barman 'stick another gin' in a fifth cocktail, there followed an unhappy slither to the floor in full view of a restaurant packed to the rafters. On a Monday night too. But shit happens as they say, and we'd… read more…

Thank goodness for the Internet. Without it, we'd never know what was going on in the world. Indeed, we would have had to venture outdoors (ah, the joys of working from home) to discover what horror France hath wrought on London and the Home Counties today...… read more…

The justification for our well-established lack of enthusiasm for either participation or observation of the London marathon was bolstered this morning by a Daily Mail scoop: it seems one of the pavement-pounding heroes is shockingly dishonest.… read more…

Because if you’re going to link to a story, you might as well pick the hottest, glitterditch is offering you a selection of places in which to read about the Mosley sex scandal. The News of the World tops the list, of course, with some extremely not safe for work… read more…

Sleepy, Glitterati? So are we. Wednesday night is the new 3 am on Sunday. But we're already working for you. To ease you into the day, here's a handy digest of the three key news items you'll want to know to keep up with the chat...… read more…

Call us London addicts, but we couldn't help picking up Time Out to read on the train. Which is depressing, but it was this or a very tattered copy of the Daily Mail. Now, aside from the badly written listings that are all wrong, here's what you can learn… read more…

So the 3am Girls are still loud and apparently proud as the Daily Mirror hires two more girls to do its dirty work for them. Danielle Lawler has jumped ship from The Sun whereas Clemmie Moodie joins them from the Daily Mail. The less said about that the better.… read more…