This Christmas, Glitterbitch is in a tiny cottage in Wales. Hopefully with a warm fire, kittens and mulled wine. Not walking up hills and getting cold toes. This article apparently tells us what the famous and fabulous are up to this Christmas. But here's what we really think is… read more…

Glitterbitch was writing about the best places to kiss under mistletoe in London. But she's not really with the festive spirit today. So here's how to dump someone in London over Christmas instead.… read more…

What have we been coveting this week? Shining Brightly. Mr Kipling Apple pies. Soooo superior to mince pies. Which are not very good. Greenwich Indoor Market. The only place to buy all your Christmas pressies. Ice skating. Nope. we're still not sick of this yet. Could do with a… read more…

Dear Santa, This is what we want. We've been very good all year. Sort of... we'll work on it, we promise. We've already told you we want Ms Pacman arcade games. We do. But instead now we want this. Look at how much fun!… read more…

Everyone is busy having babies and getting arrested right now, but here's what else has been happening: X-Factor latest: "Move on" Says loser's mum. And we agree. Soldier to do C4 Christmas message. Pete does one gig. And The Mirror get all excited about it. Flickr image from Bryce… read more…

We know we shouldn't, but we're going out again tonight. We know we're getting a cold but we're going to ignore it. Instead, we're celebrating that there's just six dancing days left until Christmas! (Yep, dancing and presents all in the same week!) Tonight we feel like doing something… read more…

BBC are relying on reality TV shows too much. Well, yes. Quite. And they're rewriting Christmas songs too. Leave The Pogues alone! Winehouse's Dad isn't a fan of Pete. We can't say we blame him really. Walliams is to write kid's books. Hooray! We're sure he'll do a much… read more…

Yes, we know it's a Monday, but why should that stop you from having all the fun? It's Christmas after all. It's the best excuse of the year to go and party every night of the week. Make the most of it. There's only seven party days left. Where… read more…

Sunday's are not for dancing shoes. Even when it's 8 party days until Christmas. But that doesn't mean Sunday is for staying in. Just let someone else do all the work for you. So where is Glitterditch off to tonight? Cellar Door… read more…

Only nine party days until Christmas! Get your dancing shoes on, this is where Glitterditch thinks you should be off to tonight... Trash Palace. There's always something more debauched about Trash Palace on a Saturday. Maybe it's because Monday seems so far away. Or it might be that everyone… read more…

It's not just London that gets the news and gossip. Look at all these things happening in the States: Knight Rider is BACK! Hooray! Glitterditch approves. Writer's strike still going. Posh in strip club. Watching. Not stripping. Hilary Swank pops so many pills she might start to rattle. We… read more…