We've had to turn the TV off. Scary scary programmes about women with fake babies. We're a bit freaked out and don't think we'll turn the TV on again for another week.… read more…

Or, rather, no one is watching Big Brother. To be honest, we didn't realise it was still on the telly. Are we the only ones? Even tatty rags London Lite and London Paper have had to find other non-news to write about. Maybe it's about time Channel Four woke… read more…

Yes, we know that headline sounds like a bad TV show. But Kylie is apparently happy to go dating. We imagine her search for a man is going to be a lot more successful than the Gordon Brown search we told you about yesterday. Maybe Channel Four could put… read more…

Something caught our eye on the Channel 4 website while we were boring ourselves rigid with Big Brother news. You can now 'Win A Shameless Year on the Dole'. They really don't have much luck with their competitions do they? We're not impressed. Channel Four used to be much… read more…

So, seeing as Big Brother is getting started, we thought we have to mention it. And then we'll have to go and make much more coffee because it's so dull. The only thing worth mentioning? Well, bless Channel 4 for trying their best to avoid a race row. (Not… read more…

Pah! I bet those TV channels thought pesky Ofcom would just get bored of dull phone scandals and go away. Nope. They're all over Channel 4 now. Richard and Judy and Deal or no Deal are the cuprits and the channel have been fined £1.5 million. Ouch. Not that… read more…

Everyone is busy having babies and getting arrested right now, but here's what else has been happening: X-Factor latest: "Move on" Says loser's mum. And we agree. Soldier to do C4 Christmas message. Pete does one gig. And The Mirror get all excited about it. Flickr image from Bryce… read more…

After Hammer Horror decide Myspace is the place for their new movie premiere, Channel 4 have jumped on the online bandwagon. Hit show Shameless is to premiere the first episode of their new series online. It'll be split into segments and shown over Christmas. But apart from publicity like… read more…

Despite Jaci Stephen saying that TV was "the most important medium in the arts", no one is watching it anymore. All the terrestrial channels are showing reduced viewing figures this year. Channel Four being the worst - 11% less than last year. Not wanting to jump to conclusions, Glitterditch… read more…

Been out all night? Here's what's been happening while you've been getting tipsy and falling over. Channel Four is Rubbish. The Telegraph gets all Bazaar on us. Ike Turner dies aged 76. Flickr image from Jaynie Bell's photostream.… read more…