You know that we're never ones to slag off celebrities. Those hard-working, world-weary folk do their darnedest to make sure that we always have something to read in the papers. God forbid, if ever they were to disappear we might have to actually get on with our lives, or… read more…

You'd better relish this post, because it's the last time we'll be discussing the television travesty that is Big Brother 9. Ever. We implore you to embrace the nearly-weekend buzz filling the air and get the hell out of your house this evening, lest one's misguided channel-flicking-finger should make… read more…

What have you been enjoying on Glitterditch this week? You all think we should rename the east end Old Hoxditch. We really hope this catches on. You're all getting into Burlesque again. Nipple tassels at the ready... Hooray! You think Keira Knightley is rubbish too! You're shocked at the… read more…

Or, rather, no one is watching Big Brother. To be honest, we didn't realise it was still on the telly. Are we the only ones? Even tatty rags London Lite and London Paper have had to find other non-news to write about. Maybe it's about time Channel Four woke… read more…

We've grabbed a chance to look at some other blog stories today. A lot of which seem to be centred around Catherine 'if there's really nothing else on the telly' Tate. So here's our thoughts on the subject: No, Catherine Tate is not funny. No she is not a… read more…

Something caught our eye on the Channel 4 website while we were boring ourselves rigid with Big Brother news. You can now 'Win A Shameless Year on the Dole'. They really don't have much luck with their competitions do they? We're not impressed. Channel Four used to be much… read more…

So, seeing as Big Brother is getting started, we thought we have to mention it. And then we'll have to go and make much more coffee because it's so dull. The only thing worth mentioning? Well, bless Channel 4 for trying their best to avoid a race row. (Not… read more…