Notorious rock slut, Cilla Black, announced this morning that she is to represent Bethnal Green's Bangladeshi community in the upcoming Eurovision Song Contest when she returns from her drug-fuelled honeymoon in the Seychelles with new husband, Russ Abbott. Speaking exclusively to Glitterditch in her trademark crotchless burkha the flame-haired beauty… read more…

Political Activism scares Glitterditch a little. Lo-fi Naomi Klein style movements are one thing, but we draw the line quite a bit before full-on anarchic bottle throwing. Protest gets our vote when it's clued up and thinks outside the box. We prefer a dig in the ribs to a… read more…