Last night the Glamour awards took place in right posh Berkeley Square. Mainstream media whores were out in force, sucking ass like a Dyson on three inch shagpile. And us Glitterditchers - always ready with a fat bribe to sneak in through the back door - had our spies… read more…

What else has been happening today while we've been laughing at Tom Cruise? Kate Moss is getting on a bit. It's a shame that you can really tell. Those record labels get more fickle by the day. Lost in Showbiz get bitchy 'bout Gwynnie. It's all a bit weird… read more…