Glittersnitch Reports

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News reaches us that Amy Winehouse's body temporarily failed in its valiant efforts to maintain consciousness. The singer had a fainting fit outside her house earlier this week, fanning the raging fires of speculation that she's a train wreck on spindle shanks, heading for death. The question burning on… read more…

Written by Ria on 19 Jun 2008 1:13 PM. Permalink

Stuff we found out.

God save the queen

You know that we're never ones to slag off celebrities. Those hard-working, world-weary folk do their darnedest to make sure that we always have something to read in the papers. God forbid, if ever they were to disappear we might have to actually get on with our lives, or… read more…

Written by Nikki on 14 Jun 2008 10:38 AM. Permalink

Enough. Go away now please.

Campbell's Condensed Craziness

Thank God for celebrities behaving like twats, eh? If there's one thing we've learned, if you're going to do something illegal it's best to get caught red-handed on film. That way you see, the rozzers are fucked for proper evidence and you swan off with no more than a… read more…

Written by Ria on 30 May 2008 12:33 PM. Permalink

Enough. Go away now please.

Now That's Taking The Piss

While it's all la-di-da up at the Chelsea Flower Show, it's come to Glitterditch's attention that certain other elements of this fine city's demographic aren't maintaining such high standards of conduct. Step forward London's premier smackhead and fail-safe tabloid favourite, Master Peter Doherty. Turns out this veritable charmer of… read more…

Written by Ria on 20 May 2008 8:22 PM. There are 1 comments so far. Permalink

Kink for beginners

Long Weekend In Lesbos

Mondays are traditional for bravely resisting the urge to leap out of the office window in catatonic despair at the demise of the weekend. So, given this fragile mental state, you would think the British press might bring us something a little more diverting than a pointless animal rights… read more…

Written by Ria on 19 May 2008 1:18 PM. Permalink

Read all about it.

MacDonald's Winehouse Collection

Fashion luvvies we ain't, but news that Amy Winehouse is set to wear the top gown for Julien MacDonald during London Fashion Week later this year has aroused some serious interest from the Glitterditch camp.… read more…

Written by Ria on 13 May 2008 12:43 PM. Permalink

Have we got news for you?

Award winning Wines

Is it a bottle of house wine, or an Ivor Novello award? And could it be both? Soon, we're pretty sure, the Ivor Novello will come to be called the Amy Winehouse. After all, the beehived wonder has already won twice. And she's just been nominated again. For three… read more…

Written by Nicole on 21 Apr 2008 2:23 PM. Permalink

Glitterditch Approves

Amy, wher's ma KFC?

We at Glitterditch love celebrities and all their little idiosyncratic ways. We love Winehouse's high rise barnet, Pete's increasingly erratic behaviour and we especially love the various and many hairstyles of Britney Spears. But what we love better than celebrities and ice cream and cocktails is when some clever dick… read more…

Written by Kate on 20 Apr 2008 2:25 PM. Permalink

What's Doherty up to?

We hope he shares a cell with Blake

Aw, the law has finally caught up with old Pete D. Apparently they noticed that all that staggering around that he is inclined to do is not simply something he learned at the Ministry For Silly Walks.… read more…

Written by Jean on 8 Apr 2008 10:43 PM. Permalink

Rehab round up

Amy Winehouse's 'secret'

Her every move is followed by a watching pack of paparazzi as pop wreck Amy Winehouse goes about her (often eccentric) business. She goes out - we know about it. She stays in - we know about it. We know more about her than we do our nearest and dearest.… read more…

Written by Katie on 3 Apr 2008 4:24 PM. There are 1 comments so far. Permalink

Only on TV

Prison Blake

Like Romeo and Juliet, Elizabeth and Richard, Donald and Ivana before them, Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil are star crossed lovers destined for a somewhat bleak end. With the couple's parents warring over which of the pair the fault lies and Blake, the tortured romantic hero banished to prison, it… read more…

Written by Kate on 2 Apr 2008 6:26 PM. Permalink

Enough. Go away now please.

Is there crazy juice in the water?

Every place has its share of oddballs and eccentrics. Those that invite 'witticisms' such as one sandwich short of a picnic, etc. But whenever reading or watching news updates about our city these days, we seem to be bombarded with famous faces displaying worrying signs of utter craziness. They seem… read more…

Written by Katie on 1 Apr 2008 4:15 PM. Permalink

Glitterditch gets arty

Tate Meets Camden Town

When Late at Tate Britain decided to team up with Camden Town for a big arts shows, you know Glitterditch are going to get excited. Which is why we're telling you about it now. We wouldn't want you to miss out, would we?… read more…

Written by Sian on 4 Mar 2008 10:15 AM. Permalink

If you do one thing tonight.

Glitterbitch goes to Rehab.

Because we know you're already clock watching and wishing you could go out to play... Despite a truly debauched weekend involving fake Oscar speeches and strippers, you still can't keep Glitterbitch down. Now, it was suggested that she might want to slow down and not go to every single… read more…

Written by Sian on 18 Feb 2008 11:04 AM. Permalink

A thought for the afternoon.

Where will they drink now? Five Camden Drinking Holes

Now, before Glitterditch gets a whole load of angry people moaning (it wouldn't be the first time), let us say that we're very fond of Camden. We're also very sad that's it's looking a bit chargrilled right now. But one of our favourite things to do in Camden was… read more…

Written by Sian on 12 Feb 2008 1:34 PM. There are 4 comments so far. Permalink

Rehab round up

Tried to make her go into rehab?

Yes yes yes. Finally. Someone talked sense into Amy Winehouse. She went into rehab late on Thursday evening. We're not entirely sure of the thinking behind it though. Things just aren't adding up properly.… read more…

Written by Sian on 25 Jan 2008 8:37 AM. Permalink

It's not big and it's not clever

Has Amy Finally Cracked?

Ooooh dear, Amy Winehouse has maybe allegedly possible not been taking crack. There's been video footage and everything. How very Kate Moss. We haven't seen the video so we're going to do the right thing and not say anymore. Best not to get sued right at the start of… read more…

Written by Sian on 22 Jan 2008 11:13 AM. Permalink

The Glitter Radar

All that Glitters

What have we been getting our grubby mitts on this week? Shining brightly: Johnny Depp. Tim Burton. We're very excited right now. Bellinis. So yummy and a lot nicer than the huge amounts of beer we've been drinking recently. Could do with a polish: January Sales. Anyone else bored… read more…

Written by Sian on 10 Jan 2008 11:55 AM. Permalink

Wouldn't it be wonderful if...

Where has all the Glamour gone?

Whilst we sit curled up on the sofa, typing to you at Glitterditch HQ, Audrey Hepburn is in the corner, talking to Fred about Cat and the 'Mean Reds'. It's got us thinking about where all of those wonderful women gone. Instead of Audrey Hepburn, Marilyn and Grace Kelly,… read more…

Written by Sian on 9 Jan 2008 2:43 PM. Permalink

Across the Pond

Least shocking news: Posh Dresses Badly

But it is nice to see that someone agrees with us. We don't know who 'Mr Blackwall' is, but he seems to know his stuff. He even has a pop at Amy Winehouse. The man seems to know what he's on about. Flickr image from tkkate's photostream.… read more…

Written by Sian on 9 Jan 2008 11:06 AM. Permalink

Morning hangover cure

The Weekend is over

We've spent the weekend listening to loud rock bands and getting tipsy. Here's all the fun stuff that has been happening: Britney's not allowed to see her kids. At all. But she shouldn't worry, her single is doing really well. Amy isn't missing her ex as much as we… read more…

Written by Sian on 7 Jan 2008 9:05 AM. Permalink

Fly on the wall

Amy and the Grammys

Fly on the wall: A new series that listens in on the conversations you want to hear. Sort of. Just how did the Grammy bigwig's come to the decision to have Amy Winehouse play at the awards next month? Well, here's a (fake) example of how that little chat… read more…

Written by Sian on 3 Jan 2008 3:04 PM. Permalink

The Glitter Radar

All that Glitters

Shining brightly: Cocktails! Inventing new cocktails. Practising old cocktails. Glitterbitch may sound a little tipsy for the rest of the week... Amy is back! And we really wanna see what happens... Could do with a polish: The weather. We want snow. Or we want warm. We don't want in… read more…

Written by Sian on 3 Jan 2008 12:03 PM. Permalink

Have we got news for you?

Our top six 2008 Wishes

Where is everyone? It's 2008 and we want scandal! Excitement! Silliness! People doing crazy things. Apart from Billie Piper getting hitched, it's all been a tad boring so far. So instead which all those celebs are checking into rehab to detox (have they never heard of Nurofen and a… read more…

Written by Sian on 2 Jan 2008 5:43 PM. Permalink

Do they know it's Christmas?

Five (fake) famous Christmas Holidays

This Christmas, Glitterbitch is in a tiny cottage in Wales. Hopefully with a warm fire, kittens and mulled wine. Not walking up hills and getting cold toes. This article apparently tells us what the famous and fabulous are up to this Christmas. But here's what we really think is… read more…

Written by Sian on 21 Dec 2007 2:48 PM. There are 2 comments so far. Permalink

Enough. Go away now please.

Spice Girls still won't shut up. Our Christmas wish hasn't come true.

Amy blacks out after police quiz her. Digital radio channel TheJazz launch new talent show. Why does that sound so much classier than X-Factor? Apparently Lily is laying off the fags. We reckon she'll be snapped puffing away within two months. Cynical? Us? Spice Girls force their kids to… read more…

Written by Sian on 20 Dec 2007 8:55 AM. Permalink

The Morning After the Night Before

Everyone's getting pregnant...

Here's what else happened whilst Amy was getting arrested. (Yes, there was other news too): X-Factor complaints up to 1500. Is this just a case of viewers following sheep now? David Scott is now head of UK Digital. Surely going to be one of the most powerful media jobs… read more…

Written by Sian on 19 Dec 2007 9:25 AM. Permalink

Breaking the rules.

Can things get any worse for Amy?

Wow. We can't go out for more than an hour without Amy Winehouse getting into trouble. She was arrested earlier today in connection with perverting the course of justice, but now she's apparently been bailed until an date in early March.… read more…

Written by Sian on 18 Dec 2007 10:06 PM. Permalink

The Morning After the Night Before

"You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot"

BBC are relying on reality TV shows too much. Well, yes. Quite. And they're rewriting Christmas songs too. Leave The Pogues alone! Winehouse's Dad isn't a fan of Pete. We can't say we blame him really. Walliams is to write kid's books. Hooray! We're sure he'll do a much… read more…

Written by Sian on 18 Dec 2007 9:00 AM. Permalink

That's a Wrap

At least Amy still goes out...

Strange goings on today. We're not quite sure what to make of it all. The Evening Standard are bitching at Amy for drinking cocktails at 6am. It's not like she woke up and started on the booze - she carried on through the night. We do that. Is it… read more…

Written by Sian on 17 Dec 2007 4:53 PM. Permalink

Musical musings

The New Kid on the Block

As Amy Winehouse spirals further into the Woolworths bargain basement, it appears there's already someone waiting to steal her crown.… read more…

Written by Sian on 13 Dec 2007 3:00 PM. Permalink

That's a Wrap

Just One Last Thing...

Before you skip off to get a cocktail, here's what else has been happening: Naomi Campbell gets her blackberry nicked at the O2 and has a hissy fit. At least she didn't throw it at someone. "I think television still needs reviewing. It is still the most important medium… read more…

Written by Sian on 12 Dec 2007 5:07 PM. Permalink

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