You know that we're never ones to slag off celebrities. Those hard-working, world-weary folk do their darnedest to make sure that we always have something to read in the papers. God forbid, if ever they were to disappear we might have to actually get on with our lives, or… read more…

We hate to break it to you, but all that time spent gazing into the limpid orbs of your significant other has been wasted. See, if you must insist on scratching around for emotional depth (yawn), then go straight for the hands, for they are the true window to… read more…

Remember when Charles and Diana got married? That fabulous frock with the train that went on for days. More than 3,000 guests in the invited congregation. 7 million viewers worldwide. Magnificent. Probably the only comparable event more magnificent since was her magnificent funeral, which was completely magnificent. Except for Elton,… read more…

Can it truly be? We've never before had conclusive proof of how things flit in and out of fashion. Previously we assumed it had something to do with the disturbed nightmares of certain deranged ladies carrying handbags that could wipe out third world debt. It turns out that we… read more…

Visitors say that they get 'black bogies' when they spend time in our city, but that's nothing compared to the horror that new supermodel Agyness Deyn is suffering, poor love. The leggy blonde has not only emerged as a rival to Kate Moss in the fashion stakes, but also in… read more…

What do you think of the 2012 London Olympics? That's what a new survey conducted by the BBC's Inside Out programme looked to explore. The big finding from the poll, which quizzed 2,000 people up and down the country, was that nearly 70% of folks think it will bring no… read more…

Remember last week when Glitterditch told you that Kate Moss had been given a black cab for her birthday? For those of you shaking your heads sheepishly, we're confiscating your X-Box 360 for a week and there's no going to that party at the weekend (click here to see what… read more…

Hands up who knows where Chelsea FC's home ground is. Even those disinterested in football could doubtlessly make their way there if made to (not that we're going to such extremes), but our point is that Stamford Bridge is not hard to find, especially if you had the added benefit… read more…

We're pretty sure at least a couple of you guys like to mix it up a little. Some of you maybe with decks? Some terribly complicated muso software even? Either way, clever chappies Radiohead clearly want a piece of the mixing fun. Now, we loved the reverse psychology of… read more…

Posting this involves having to admit that yes, we do occasionally browse the Sun online, but very occasionally it's worth it. The jobcentre now publishes ads for pole dancers and sex line workers. That's right - alongside the offers of cleaning work, shelf-stacking and the ubiquitous 'picker and packer' jobs,… read more…