The recent summery spell obviously took us by surprise and went straight to our heads. Note the pinky blistering of brawny unblocked roadbuilders; the fact that my previously faceless neighbours said 'Hello' for the first time ever; and the ubiquitous, often tasteless, hasty appropriation of last summer's unused warm weather… read more…

In case there was anyone thinking of spending the weekend wandering the streets of London looking for a hooker, we're here to let you know that Camden probably isn't the place to do it. According to the journalistically stunning 'Camden Gazette', a brothel in the posh area of Eton… read more…

"Excuse me, waiter - there's a Vogue Ball in my soup." "Sorry I'm late, Boss - my flatmate tripped on a Vogue Ball and we had to take her to A & E." "Ladies and gentlemen, the Central Line will be suspended this weekend between Leytonstone and Liverpool Street due… read more…

There are some streets in London that are fab. Be it Camden High Street or Old Bond Street. Some of them are just fantastic in their entirety. It'd about time they were celebrated. Kicking off with Charlotte Street. We're loathed to utter the word NoHo on Glitterditch. It makes… read more…

We were in Covent Garden today. And we thought we'd pester some street performers. Because they're always fun. Actually, a lot of the time they aren't very good. But this afternoon we watched Max The Magician. Who was excellent. Lots of fun tricks including balloon swallowing which we were… read more…