Oh God. Stop. It’s too good. Sky have just released their line up for the new Gladiators show. Twelve be-muscled men and women with tight costumes and a penchant for taking themselves far too seriously.… read more…

Killing a cat with a housebrick. Art featuring defecation. Waking up beside a dead mouse. Dating a flasher. It is just another day in the life for the girls from BBC Three's Pulling.… read more…

Of course you did, you upstanding little citizen. But this is why, like us, you should now be morally outraged by the news that a holiday-themed plotline in Eastenders has been derailed.… read more…

If you were growing up in the late eighties, chances are you watched a fair amount of bad television and just when you thought you could lay all those nightmarish memories of shoulder pads, spandex leotards and leg warmers to rest, something comes along and ruins all those years of… read more…

It's shaping up to be an epic battle. The might of a cuddly, nostalgia filled, child friendly monster vs. a glitter and plaid clad duo straight out of Shoreditch. The Mighty Boosh's stars and creators Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt are reportedly undertaking legal action to remove the £3.2 million… read more…

Like Romeo and Juliet, Elizabeth and Richard, Donald and Ivana before them, Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil are star crossed lovers destined for a somewhat bleak end. With the couple's parents warring over which of the pair the fault lies and Blake, the tortured romantic hero banished to prison, it… read more…

Professional motor mouth and sometime singer, Lily Allen, has managed to blag herself a second series of her BBC Three chat show. After some pretty abysmal ratings - sinking to as low as 170,000 some weeks - Miss Allen and her, ahem, friends will be back on screen in the… read more…

We've had to turn the TV off. Scary scary programmes about women with fake babies. We're a bit freaked out and don't think we'll turn the TV on again for another week.… read more…

Glitterditch really likes Trevor McDonald. We'd like to drink wine with him. He tells us things we need to know about but can also be very funny. And this is what you want when you're watching the news. Otherwise it can be a bit depressing. So we're at a… read more…