'Tis Friday and the weekend cometh. Thank Christ for that, eh? We've given you plenty of ideas about what to get up to this evening, but because we're feeling benevolent (and slightly pissed from a liquid lunch) we're going to lead you gently by the hand and act as… read more…

We've spent the weekend listening to loud rock bands and getting tipsy. Here's all the fun stuff that has been happening: Britney's not allowed to see her kids. At all. But she shouldn't worry, her single is doing really well. Amy isn't missing her ex as much as we… read more…

Glitterditch comes across some fab places to go out and play, so we also make sure we find the even better places to soak up all that booze. We're going to drag ourselves out of the gutter to go and find the best hangover cures.… read more…

Been out all night? Here's what's been happening while you've been getting tipsy and falling over. Channel Four is Rubbish. The Telegraph gets all Bazaar on us. Ike Turner dies aged 76. Flickr image from Jaynie Bell's photostream.… read more…