We're putting our feet up today, as problems with the plumbing in Central London mean that Glitter, along with hundreds of other poor employees, are being forced to work from home. We are literally seething with rage, as we sit here in our knickers sipping an afternoon's JD and… read more…

Is it a bottle of house wine, or an Ivor Novello award? And could it be both? Soon, we're pretty sure, the Ivor Novello will come to be called the Amy Winehouse. After all, the beehived wonder has already won twice. And she's just been nominated again. For three… read more…

Thank goodness for the Internet. Without it, we'd never know what was going on in the world. Indeed, we would have had to venture outdoors (ah, the joys of working from home) to discover what horror France hath wrought on London and the Home Counties today...… read more…

Lady residents of London who ever find themselves passing a building site (that would be all of us, then) will be interested to read news of a new mandate for one building company in Bristol...… read more…

Because most of the papers seem to be devoting an awful lot of space to this gruesome tale of Nicholas Moseley's horrifying sexual proclivities. Let's move on to the real news, shall we?… read more…

The couch potatoes among you will have heard of the BBC's current Saturday night singing and dancing extravaganza I'd Do Anything, and those of you that haven't, it's what Graham Norton has been getting up to since leaving Channel 4. The programme is the latest attempt at casting top West… read more…

Sleepy, Glitterati? So are we. Wednesday night is the new 3 am on Sunday. But we're already working for you. To ease you into the day, here's a handy digest of the three key news items you'll want to know to keep up with the chat...… read more…

Judging from the hectic schedule of friends' nuptials that is promising to occupy most of our Saturdays this summer, we were surprised to learn today that the rate of weddings has plunged to a new low in England and Wales. Why are fewer and fewer of us bothering to say… read more…

Really. It is. Celeb-land is being far to squeaky clean for our liking. There's nothing going on. Which leads us to believe that there's lots of secret happenings. Here's some snippets: Uma Thurman might have to go to stalker trial. Peaches hates Kelly. Ooooh. Cat fight. Yawn. Life imitates… read more…

Where is everyone? It's 2008 and we want scandal! Excitement! Silliness! People doing crazy things. Apart from Billie Piper getting hitched, it's all been a tad boring so far. So instead which all those celebs are checking into rehab to detox (have they never heard of Nurofen and a… read more…