In further cheesy news, the ginormous gorgonzola that is the Eurovision contest is already giving us cheesy grins. We're sure UK entry Andy Abraham enjoys his cheddar as much as the next man, but we all know French brie beats all. And by brie, we mean white suited French… read more…

As we poured ourselves into the thinning streets of a drizzly Vauxhall in the early hours of Sunday morning last, the sound of 'Last Dance' a damp echo in our ears, we took what's technically known as 'a moment' and paused for thought. We'd been dancing to the tunes of… read more…

Porn baron Paul Raymond died yesterday. He was 82 and owned a huge multi-million pound sex empire. What does this have to do with Glitterditch you might wonder. More than you would think actually.… read more…