The three day weekend beckons, dear readers, and predictably the sunshine has plans to scarper elsewhere. It'll be about as scorchio as Terry Wogan presenting Eurovision in his underpants, so you might as well scrap those plans to loll around on the common getting slowly shedded on luke warm… read more…

At Glitterditch Towers we tend to favour vigorous armchair ranting, or perhaps inebriated pub philosophy, over a cold day spent marching in protest at the latest government plan to ban fun in the UK. However, just because we're too lazy (or too pissed) to have a go at Gordon… read more…

Surely we can't have been the only ones who watched Fashionistas with a pen and paper, desperately hoping they'd give us a link to a website where we could buy the heartbreakingly pretty clothes? We're not, as evidenced by the fact that it's London Alternative Fashion week, and people… read more…

A few months ago there was talk of a bedbug epidemic in Western Europe that left Glitter a little scared. So when we heard that fleas were the next big thing, we weren't sure what to think. Are you feeling a tickle in your ear yet? Squirming in your… read more…

Now that we have your attention: if the last time you traipsed through a London art gallery looking at paintings you were wearing a blazer with your school's insignia attached to it, it is high time you turn off your television and start getting back into London's terrific visual arts… read more…

We really wanted to be on the crew team at school, but our mum wouldn't let us. "I don't think so," she said. "Have you not seen those girls? They used to be so pretty, and now they have such enormous shoulders!"… read more…

Yesterday, The Duke Spirit told us if they had the morning in London, they'd spend it in Billingsgate Market making a feast for Neptune (insert cool new album plug here). Now, Glitterditch had promised them that whatever they said they'd do, she'd go and do it the very next… read more…