In a move that is as surprising as sunrise and inevitable as gravity, some people have decided to hold a protest against the booze ban. Glitterditch enjoys a good piss-up as much as the next ASBO-grabbing alkie, but we're thinking that this idea is pretty ridiculous. We've already made… read more…

The BBC reports today that when it comes to celebrity hatred, we seem to spit disproportionate levels of bile at the fairer sex. Topping the list of celebrities we detest is, of course, Heather Mills. Which, given that she has single-handedly vanquished a lawyer (and a female lawyer at that!)… read more…

Hands up who thinks the smoking ban is a load of crap? Anybody? Well fine. You're in the majority it would seem, much to the indignation of smokers everywhere. Summer's coming, so we don't mind the ban quite so much - nothing says 'pleasantly wasted summers afternoons' like a… read more…

Firstly businesses consider the introduction of disposable mobile phones, or 'burners' as we 'The Wire' fans know they are called in the crack-riddled ghettos of West Baltimore. According to companies they will be extremely useful for tourists - they can buy a mobile when they enter a country, top… read more…

We are incensed, dearest readers, and you should be too. Like it, love it, or watch it purely because you have a painful longing for the hot butch fighter pilot who stars in it, Battlestar Galactica is a must-see for anyone who has a telly. Or the internet.… read more…

We are a little traumatised. Drinking sugared tea and wrapping ourselves in tinfoil helps. And nobody is looking at us strangely, which is nice. It's because they think we've just run the marathon. Now, Glitterditch does not do marathons, but it's interesting and vaguely satisfying to get some reflected… read more…

We may be a little late in spotting this, but we're still as outraged as we would have been a week ago. It turns out that a day celebrating female solidarity and the kind of sisterly compassion that is so trampled upon in crap-fests like 'Sex and the City' was… read more…

Fame can be a fickle mistress. One minute your career is surpassing your dreams, the next you're opening school fetes in Weston-super-Mare. Just look at American Idol winner Kelly Clarkson - once the best argument in favour of TV singing competitions, the singer performed to crappy reviews at the Hammersmith… read more…