Dude, Sort Yer Life Out

Good God. If ever there was a person in need of some direction, it's Pete Doherty. Shambolic mismanagement abounds as his latest example of absolute fuckwittery demonstrates. This time it's his finances causing him a headache: apparently the Babyshambles frontman has failed to keep an eye on his bank account and now he's wondering where the bloody hell all his cash went.

Well, one suggestion would be up his battle scarred nose. Or perhaps coursing round his body via a semi-collapsed vein. If only he'd had uber guide de jour Dude, Where's My Career? perhaps he could have saved himself a whole heap of hassle. This kick-ass guide is pitched at the real-life 20-somethings who find themselves equipped with a degree certificate, a mountain of dirty laundry and not much else post-university.

As Glitterditch will attest, graduation usually marks a slow slide into the vortex of daytime telly, rather than the fabulous career in the city you thought you'd just fall into. So arm yourself - or the graduate slacker in your life - with a copy of this and you can't go far wrong. This book could just save your sanity..

However, if you're into more hocus pocus methods of sorting out where life is taking you, perhaps a palm reading at Moti Mahal in Covent Garden is more up your street. Every Tuesday night from 7pm onwards you can bag a free five minute stint of hokey futurama to accompany your chicken vindaloo. If you dig it and are willing to fork out another hard earned tenner, then the palmist man is yours for another 15 minutes.

Although quite frankly, if you're willing to buy that old bag of tripe, you can chuck us the price of a couple of double gins and we'll blow hot air up your ass all night.

Dude, Where's My Career? is published by Summersdale.

Image courtesy of Tanya de Grunwald.

Written by Ria on 10 Jun 2008 3:21 PM. Permalink